the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME

Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland. 

If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first. 

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YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

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new york || paloma faith

her name was New York, New York
and she took his heart away oh my
her name was New York, New York
she had poisoned his sweet mind

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"Awful things happen in every apartment house."

Rosemary’s Baby (1968)


bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one



please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

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Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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not having a thigh gap saved my food from falling onto the ground countless number of times

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  • Education system: Oh hey, is this your fourth year in high school?
  • Student: Yeah it is I'm looking forward to i-
  • Education system: Didn't you know you're an adult now even though we've been treating you like a child for the past nine years? Haha now choose the career you'll have to do for the rest of your life even though you'll probably be stuck in a shitty low paid job for the next ten-twenty years.
  • Student: But-
  • Education system: And I SWEAR TO GOD if you don't pass all your exams then you're a lazy idiot that will fail in everything you do forever and no one will love you
  • Student: Wai-
  • Education system: Also you'll have much more homework to do now even though you'll need to spend your time getting to grips with all these new lessons we're throwing at you.
  • Student:
  • Education system: Isn't it great to almost be an adult?
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If you thinking taking seflies is immature and stupid, just get out okay.

All through my adolescence I fucking hated how I looked and hated people taking my picture and that’s no way to live because then you look back and realize you have no pictures of yourself. 

So if girls today have enough self esteem to take a picture of themselves and post it for their friends, that’s awesome. So much better than them never wanting their picture taken. 

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